Famous Poems Rewritten as Limericks

If you don’t have time to read classic poetry, this is a quick wat to get through some famous poems: Famous Poems Rewritten as Limericks.

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What if Darth Vader was a good father

This is awfully cute: What if Darth Vader was a good father ? – 12 illustrations from Darth Vader and Son.

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A TED speaker’s worst nightmare

This video makes me smile: A TED speaker's worst nightmare | Video on TED.com.

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The Update and Load Screen Bosses

The biggest challenge in playing games these days is waiting for updates to complete and for load screens to pass. It takes a lot of the fun out of games when I have to wait 10-30 minutes to play.

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Annotated Fairy Tale #3 — The Prince and the Tortoise

This amuses me: Tea with the Squash God » Annotated Fairy Tale #3 — The Prince and the Tortoise. It never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to just accept things that with a little bit of thought turn out to be completely ridiculous.

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Why Is D&D the 800 Pound Gorilla of RPGs?

I enjoyed this article: Wombat's Gaming Den of Iniquity: Why Is D&D the 800 Pound Gorilla of RPGs?. A number of the things wombat describes are reasons why I keep coming back to RPGs in general.

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Eladrin Ghosts

Leaving the somewhat cleaned up shrine behind them, Lia led the way toward the tombs to the north. As the party approached the tombs, ghostly eladrin emerged from the tombs to repel the intruders. Lia tried to address them but was told “Back off you hick elf!” as the ghosts attacked. Combat barely started when Callie managed to talk the ghost’s leader, Thiran down.

When Thiran calmed down, he agreed that the party was not tainted with the stench of the undead that tore through the area. By way of apology for his attack, he offered directions to a bow he had hidden away while he was alive. Shadowbane was disgusted that the group let the ghosts continue in their undeath.

The party made their way through the Feywild to a cave entrance looking for Thiran’s bow. Trolls had moved into the cave so the party attacked. A pet basilisk tried to attack TheBeast with poison, but he shook it it off. Whyd’s Sleep spell disabled a number of trolls and the party moved further in.

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Perform Nearly Any Windows Task with One Keystroke

This combination of NirCmd and AutoHotkey looks useful: Perform Nearly Any Windows Task with One Keystroke. I’ve recently started using AutohotKey for automating some tasks and it’s been helpful so something like this that will push it further bears looking into.

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Into the Feywild

After acquiring the powerful undead-killing sword, Shadowbane, the party decided to go do something about the incursion of undead into the Feywild. It didn’t take them long to find a rift from the natural world into the Feywild. As they approached it a gigantic elk emerged and headed directly east at a steady pace, not stopping for anything.

As they entered the rift, they encountered a green troll that used the anomaly as a hunting grounds. The party quickly proved too tough for it, despite having it fight it in an odd environment. They emerged into the Feywild proper and saw the elk’s tracks, a cluster of tombs, and a small structure.

The structure was a small shrine with runes recently carved onto its walls. Whyd and Callie determined that the runes were twisting the energies of the Feywild into a channel for undead power. Lia heard whimpering coming from inside the structure. Upon investigation, they found a young eladrin woman chained to the wall inside. jd4 rushed in to heal her while Callie and Lia tried to talk with her. As soon as they were close enough she whipped off her chains and attacked. They fought the false prisoner and her scarab swarms for a while before she dissolved into a pile of bugs and skittered away. Unfortunately they were unable to disrupt the runes and will have to venture further into the Feywild.

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Scott Hanselman’s 2011 Ultimate Developer and Power Users Tool List for Windows

This is a real cool list of computer tools: Scott Hanselman's 2011 Ultimate Developer and Power Users Tool List for Windows – Scott Hanselman. There are a bunch on here that I use and a couple more that might solve some problems I have.

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Getting Started in Carpentry – Tools of the Trade

Mr. Money Mustache has an interesting post on Getting Started in Carpentry – Tools of the Trade. I’m trying to assemble a collection of tools for use around the house and I find guides such as this one very useful.

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Shadowbane and Dragons

As the party lounged around the castle Emesha showed up at the head of a caravan. Using the tools the party had found in the zombie temple, she offered to rebuild the castle. There was some confusion as to whether she was rebuilding it for the party or just as an outpost of civilization.

Callie picked up that Emesha was hiding something. Dernan, one of Emesha’s companions, told them about a powerful sword named Shadowbane. The party managed to talk Emesha into writing a letter of introduction to Jhessail, the priestess in charge of guarding and studying Shadowbane. Callie talked Jhessail into letting them have the sword, so she led them to the sword’s storage spot. Shadowbane called to jd4 to take it up.

As the party entered the chamber, a rebellious group of protectors disabled Jhessail and attacked them. Summoning a group of battle angels, the protectors leapt into the attack. The party quickly subdued the protectors. Jhessail took the remorseful protectors back to begin their atonement.

Two large fiery dragons burst in and offered to take Shadowbane off the party’s hands. The party refused and another battle broke out. The sheltered temple was soon full of fiery fissures as the dragons blasted the ground. The party dodged around the fissures and blasts, but tendted to clump together and get blasted byt the dragon’s area attacks. By focusing their fire, they took down the dragons quite nicely. Jhessail ran in to find the source of the commotion. Upon seeing what the party had done to the dragons, she shakily agreed that they were definitely a better choice for keeping Shadowbane safe and using it for the best.

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Wireless Guest Network

Here’s a project I’ve been wanting to do:

What is a Wireless Guest Network & How to Create One in DD-WRT? | FlashRouters Blog. It’s nice to have step -by-step instructions for how to share my wireless connection without exposing my internal network or buying an extra router.

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Star Wars The Old Republic Thoughts

I pre-ordered Star Wars The Old Republic and gave it a try. It’s not a game for me.

If you enjoy the Star Wars universe, give this game a try. The NPCs struck me as very much like those in the movies. The scenery seems to match the movies as well. I don’t like the Star Wars characters so this did nothing for me.

This game heard theme-park MMO and decided that there is no need for you to make any decisions. There are dialogue options but they don’t make any practical difference. If you choose to kill an NPC, they disappear from the story. If you don’t choose to kill them, they run away, then they disappear from the story. The voiced and animated NPCs got annoying very quickly. If you’re going to emote at me for 5 minutes, at least have something more than “Kill ten rats” at the end of it.

Game play reminded me of vanilla WoW. The crafting, quests, and UI options felt like the designers played WoW back then and figured they could improve on it. They’ve ignored pretty much everything that’s developed since then. Companions were like stupider, more out of control escort NPCs.

I cancelled my subscription and I doubt I’ll play it again before my free month runs out. I deeply regret spending money on this. If you like Star Wars, give it a shot. I may re-up my subscription for a month in a year or two to see if anything’s changed.

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Best Game Ever

I enjoyed this song:

Best Game Ever . The sound quality is pretty bad but the song is fun.

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Designing Games

David Morgan-Mar of Irregular Webcomic has a very interesting post on Designing Games. The points that he outlines highlight the difference between older and newer board games. I remember playing Risk with my brother and having him regularly roll sixes while I rolled ones and the frustration of having chance wipe me out. I am so glad that a lot of board games are moving away from the pure chance model while not getting into the pure strategy model. A lot of the rules that he outlines could be used in RPGs and to make a more interesting workplace.

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Cello Wars (Star Wars Parody) Lightsaber Duel

This made me laugh, particularly with Star Wars the Old Republic coming out soon. I wonder if they’ll let us have cellos in that game?

Cello Wars (Star Wars Parody) Lightsaber Duel – Steven Sharp Nelson – YouTube.

 

(via GeekDad)

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Vornheim

The Vornheim PDF is on sale for $1.35 this week so I picked up a copy of the PDF. It was a lot of fun to read.

This is definitely an old-school, Weird rpg supplement. The whole thing feels like a city you’d find in a Conan story or a place where Leiber’s heroes would hang out. It’s decadent and old and full of thoroughly bizarre features.

Reading through the book made me laugh in a number of spots. It would be fun to work in the list of superstitions to make the world seem more alive.  “In the southeastern district, if a criminal is publicly executed and no-one laughs, everyone present will lose a family
member within the year. (The constabulary therefore goes to great lengths to devise humorous methods of execution.)”

This slim book is full of enough ideas to make any city come alive. It’s definitely worth buying (especially at the sale price).

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Weird D&D

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I read Robert E. Howard’s Devil in Iron today. It reminded me of what’s interesting about the Weird approach to fantasy. The world feels tremendously rich, old, and bizarre. The logic feels tantalizingly just out of reach and completely unfathomable.

Old-school D&D seems to pull more inspiration from the weird fiction school, while newer editions use a more logical, structured approach to magic. In the older style, no matter how powerful your character gets, you will never match the mighty heroes of old.

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Calibre Goodreads Plugins

The latest entry of Calibre trips and tricks, plugins continued … highlights some useful Goodreads plugins. I like using Goodreads to track the books I read, but I love using Calibre for eboooks. About the only complaint I have is that it’s a little slow to load, but the interface is extremely well done.

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