Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Bacon of Light

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Blessing of Kings: Bacon of Light (and the forum thread it came from) provides hope for all those rolling the new hero class - Iron Chef!

Bacon of Light is actually a skill for another hero class: the Iron Chef

The Iron Chef uses the Meal & Judgment system

The Iron Chef first creates a Meal (Meal of Light, Meal of Wisdom, etc), and when he calls for it, the judges come in and Judge the Meal

They have “Ham” spells that they can use on themselves or others. i.e Ham of Freedom, Ham of Protection

The Iron Chef also has auras like Froth Resistance Aura when you need to make a clear soup/broth/etc

Talents include “Rye for a Rye” and “Holy Stock” (much better than chicken stock, beef stock, etc.)

Only parts of the class are OP. Some parts are still questionable if it’ll work out. For example, I think Guardian’s Flavor should also affect Ham of Sacrifice, what with HoS being on such a long cooldown, but that’s just me.

Back to the IC… it’s even more dangerous in a group.

Basting of Might fills up a warrior’s sage bar to full, and they’ll be handling out Mackerel Strikes left and right with no cooldown.

Basting of Wisdom turns a shaman into a Grain-heal spamming machine

Basting of Kings is just good for anyone

Nerf ICs tanking, their holy meal is overpowered for mitigation, and their ladle of the righteous hits too hard.

And their unenders meal is overpowered, it makes THREE mobs hungry and they almost always come to eat your meal. Nerf the flavor on the ICs attacks.

You don’t have to say that much… a simple ZOMG PLATE + MEALS +GOBBLE = OP would do

Also they do yummy damage, and since there is no +yummy resist gear they do more gobbles per second.

Bah, don’t get too comfortable with the buffs. You just know that Kalgan’s gonna nerf the hell out of us. I mean, we use plates and can restore huge amounts of health and happiness? OMG NERF!

no what’s really OP is how they can spam Dash of Spice on their allies forever and never have to stop.

don’t forget that Divine Sandwhich i mean come on thats so OP at least priests can now get rid of it with Meal Dispel

I’m glad they increased the proc rate on The Tart of War, bacon is so much better with a nice cherry or raspberry tart to go with it.

Randomly, what do you all think about the changes to Judgments of the Fries?

a good move. this way Meal specced IC won’t be able to cast Dash of Spice endlessly, and should be much more balanced.

I guess, but JotF just strikes me as filler right now. Sure, it adds a bit to the overall variety but, now matter how I look at it, it just takes up space.

Besides, Blizz was gonna balance DoS by putting some diminishing returns on it. Sux to be you, Emril-chefs.

I’m so glad they are making it so I don’t have to recook a meal after they judge it in the next patch!
I didn’t even spec into improved judges in 2.4 because the 2 sec reduction made it so I could barely recook a meal in time. That together with the oven cool down was a huge nerf to my overall deliciousness per second…

Rachel Ray of Hope:
Your meal spells now have a 20% chance to grant you an additional meal spell. This effect cannot occur more than once every 30 minutes.

Emeril Dream:
Cost: 30% of base manna
Cooldown: 3 minutes.
Duration: 30 seconds
Puts you in the Emeril Dreamstate granting you the BAM! ability. The BAM! ability randomly casts Dash of Spice at a different party or raid member every second for 30 seconds. During this time you will not be able to think straight or talk at a reasonable volume.

Zombie Pirates in Love

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Tom Smith has once again come up with a terrific song for Talk Like a Pirate Day.   This time it’s Zombie Pirates in Love!

Emerys and Arthemis gazing at each other (two of my own toons - that's disturbing)

Why GMs make the best lovers.

Friday, September 19th, 2008

I’ve been enjoying the WoW themed “Why X make the best lovers” posts that have been bouncing around. Chick GM has the best one so far, Why GMs make the best lovers.. :)

Musical Karazhan

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Crutch’s So You Think You Can Blog? week 2 entry is Songs for a Musical Karazhan.  I know my raid group always appreciates it when I sing to them and now there will be more musicality!  Mwhahahahaha!!!!! 

&quotWhat sort of person," said Salzella patiently, "sits down and writes a maniacal laugh? And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head. Opera can do that to a man.&quot — (Terry Pratchett, Maskerade)

Shenanigans

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

A Dwarf Priest has a post on Shenanigans that made me laugh.  That is a very mean addon to spring on someone, but the punishment fits the crime. 

Warcraft Faction Quote

Monday, August 25th, 2008

At 70, you can choose from one of three factions: Raider, PVP, and Casual. You then blame the other two factions for ‘ruining the game.’"

From The World Behind the World of Warcraft

Blizzard Wipe - 50 DKP Minus!

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Ratshag put up someone’s funny parody of the Onyxia Wipe describing the chaos of ordering tickets for Blizcon. 

Why I WoW

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

There are some days when this is exactly why I play WoW.

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The Science of Mages - A Philosophy

Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

Critical QQ discusses The Science of Mages - A Philosophy. Finally the reason that mages are trouble is explained!

Sterotypical Humor

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

My daughter just registered her first complaint about those boys not putting the toilet seat down after peeing. :)

11 Excuses: How to Tell the Real Life Professions of Your Healers

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

11 Excuses: How to Tell the Real Life Professions of Your Healers : World of Matticus amused me. I liked the first comment too.

Outside Reviewed

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Another amusing review of Outside (the referenced article The Myth of the Media Myth: Games and Non-Gamers is also worth reading.)
I’ve been outside. It’s overrrated.

I liked this quote:

Parents always think kids are wasting their youth, and always have done [so] down through the millennia,” says Tom Forsyth of RAD Game Tools. “‘That Ug, always holding things. His front paws will develop in funny ways. Why can’t he walk on all fours like normal proto-hominids?’ And so, whatever the kids spend the most time doing, that’s always what parents think is a waste of time, and what is corrupting their lives. It doesn’t matter what that is. If all they did was homework, parents would be worrying that their kids aren’t becoming well-rounded people. And, in fact, parents do this - enrolling math nerds in karate classes and the like. There is no way to win - parental paranoia ensures that kids are always doing the wrong thing.

Questionable Content

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Today’s Questionable Content made me laugh.

Patch 2.4 AddOns

Monday, February 25th, 2008

BigRedKitty: Patch 2.4 AddOns - WOW Insider lists some key addons for 2.4. Now if only these were real…

Valentine’s Day WoW Humor

Friday, February 15th, 2008

4 Haelz: Happy Valentine’s Day! (Some NSFW Content)

(via The Light and The Dark)

Troxed Guild Leader Soundboard

Monday, February 4th, 2008

This sounds amusing but definitely NSFW. 65 Million Boars - » Troxed Guild Leader Soundboard (direct link to soundboard)

50 nerdy pick-up lines

Friday, November 30th, 2007

50 nerdy pick-up lines are sure to thrill Jaimie to no end!

1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Everything I Needed to Know I Learned in Karazhan

Friday, November 16th, 2007

Blessing of Kings: Everything I Needed to Know I Learned in Karazhan
From Sussemilch of Sanctum Patria, Moon Guard (via the WoW forums):

Attumen taught us not to waste time.
Moroes taught us that everyone needs to be paying attention.
Maiden taught us that some strategies are better than others.
Opera taught us to expect the unexpected.
Nightbane taught us to look out for each other.
Curator taught us that there’s a time for everything.
Aran taught us to never give up.
Illhoof taught us to think about who we bring along.
Netherspite taught us that sometimes you should just run away.
Chess reminded us to have fun.
Prince taught us that sometimes bad things happen to good people.

10 thoughts for 2006

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

Unexplained Mysteries Discussion Forums > 10 thoughts for 2006
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration

WoW Forums -> While you’re in the Outlands….

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

While you’re in the Outlands….
While you’re in the Outlands….think about who you’re neglecting!

{You have entered 60 Bosses Chat}
{BaronRivendare has come online}
{Gandling}: what’s up.
{BaronRivendare}: hey.
{Gandling} : what you doin
{BaronRivendare} : nothin just ridin my horse. Are you lagging?
{Gandling} : dont think so
{Gandling} : y
{BaronRivendare} : havent seen any mobs in three days. think i’m dc’d but just dont know it.
{Gandling} : oic
{Gandling} : same
{BaronRivendare} : bored. u wanna do a me run?
{Gandling} : lol
{Gandling} : at least you get more time with the baroness lol
{BaronRivendare} : lol yeah
{BaronRivendare} : she can definitely take more than 45 minutes if she wants to
{Gandling} : o_O
{Drakkisath has come online}
{BaronRivendare} : ‘Sup Drak
{Gandling} : wb
{Gandling} : dc’d?
{Drakkisath} nah thought I heard someone coming in downstairs.
{Drakkisath} was nef and rend fighting again.
{Drakkisath} they usually stop if people come over. nef thinks its funny when rend gets pwned and goes back to sitting on his throne.
{Drakkisath} brb snack
{Drakkisath has gone offline}
{Gandling} SCHOOL IS IN SESSION
{BaronRivendare} wtf
{Gandling} Sorry, just trying to keep up the routine.
{Ysida Harmon} DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME. JUST SLAY THIS ABOMINATION AND RID THE WORLD OF HIS FILTH FOREVER
{BaronRivendare} stfu there isnt even anyone here
{Gandling} damn, caps, jeez
{BaronRivendare} sry
{Gandling} think im gonna go to my alchemy lab
{Gandling} brew up some ‘refreshments’ to pass the time
{BaronRivendare} lol kk
{Gandling has gone offline}
{BaronRivendare} /sigh
{BaronRivendare} /silly
{BaronRivendare} /silly
{BaronRivendare} /silly
{BaronRivendare} /flirt
{Ysida Harmon} can i go?
{BaronRivendare} stfu
{Nefarian has come online}
{Nefarian} WTF
{Nefarian} where’s drak
{BaronRivendare} gettin a snack
{Nefarian} Is it Tuesday?
{BaronRivendare} naw man its Saturday
{Nefarian} you laggin
{BaronRivendare} nope same problem tho
{Nefarian} damn
{Majordomo Executus has come online}
{EliteGuard has come online}
{EliteGuard has come online}
{EliteGuard has come online}
{EliteGuard has come online}
{Healer has come online}
{Healer has come online}
{Healer has come online}
{Healer has come online}
{Majordomo Executus} : hey
{EliteGuard} hey
{EliteGuard} hey
{EliteGuard} hey
{EliteGuard} hey
{Healer} hey
{Healer} hey
{Healer} hey
{Healer} hey
{MajordomoExecutus} jesus christ shut up you’re driving me crazy with that
{Majordomo Executus} all damn day
{EliteGuard} sry
{EliteGuard} sry
{EliteGuard} sry
{EliteGuard} sry
{Healer} sry
{Healer} sry
{Healer} sry
{Healer} sry
{EliteGuard is now being ignored}
{Healer is now being ignored}
{MajordomoExecutus} rag told me to ask you guys if you’re all laggin’
{Nefarian} nah
{Drakkisath has come online}
{BaronRivendare} no i’m goin real fast
{Drakkisath} that’s what the baroness says
{Nefarian} PWNED
{MajordomoExecutus} haha ss’d.
{BaronRivendare} ass
{Drakkisath} dammit i’m bored. where are all the mobs?
{Ragnaros has come online}
{Nefarian} hey rag.
{Ragnaros} TASTE THE FLAMES OF SULFURON
{MajordomoExecutus} wtf caps
{BaronRivendare} o_O
{Nefarian} you dont have to put on your show, there arent any mobs around
{Ragnaros} where the hell is everyone
{Level 64 human warrior has come online}
{Nefarian} niiiiiice
{Nefarian} Im not even gonna use my skellies
{BaronRivendare} same
{Level 64 human warrior has killed Drakkisath}
{Nefarian} ….
{BaronRivendare} wt…
{Level 64 human warrior has killed BaronRivendare}
{Nefarian} jesus
{MajordomoExecutus} /inspect
{MajordomoExecutus} wtf he’s wearing greens!
{Level 64 human warrior has killed Majordomo Executus}
{Ragnaros} BY FIRE BE PUR}
{Level 64 human warrior has killed Ragnaros}
{Nefarian} omg
{Nefarian has gone offline}
{Level 64 human warrior} lol noobz
{Level 66 night elf hunter has come online}
{Level 64 human warrior} 2 minutes 34 seconds, beat it
{Level 66 night elf hunter} oh i will
{Level 66 night elf hunter} what are all these healers and elites doing here?

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