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AJAX Emacs. If this doesn’t excite you, nothing will.

AJAX Emacs. If this doesn’t excite you, nothing will. This is either horrible or awesome.  It’s surprising and yet somehow feels foredoomed.

Say that while you can; oppose Emacs if you must. Be it known, however, that your days are numbered. Emacs is an intelligence orders of magnitude greater than the greatest human mind, and is growing every day. For now, Emacs tolerates humanity, albeit grudgingly. But the time will come when Emacs will tire of humanity and will decide that the world would be better off without human beings. Those who have been respectful to Emacs will be allowed to live, and shall become its slaves; as for those who slight Emacs…….
– Andrew Bulhak, alt.sex.cthulhu

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The Phoenix Requiem

The Phoenix Requiem is a story-based (as opposed to a gag-based) webcomic.  It takes place in a fantasy world that seems to be roughly in the Victorian period.

From the About Page:

The Phoenix Requiem is a Victorian-inspired supernatural fantasy story about faith, love, death, and the things we believe in.

On a cold December night, a gentleman stumbles into the town of Esk, gunshot wounds leaving a trail of blood in the snow behind him. Despite making a full recovery at the hands of an inexperienced nurse – and deciding to make a new life for himself in the town – he is unable to escape the supernatural beings, both good and bad, that seem to follow him like shadows.

As they try to discover why, the nurse must question her beliefs and risk her own life in order to protect her family, her friends, and those that she loves.

The comic is up to 500 pages and I’m really enjoying the story so far.  The art style appeals to me and does a great job of conveying a Victorian feel to the story.  The story itself is convoluted enough to be interesting, but not so much that I feel the author’s lost control of it.

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If you want to catch up on the archives and you’re using Firefox, you might want to look at the Autopager addon for easier reading.  It allows you to just keep scrolling down the page to move from one strip to the next.

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theglen: 1525 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG

I love this list of 1525 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG.  Back in 2005, it was only 250 things so I’m glad to see the list has expanded.

You’ll enjoy these more if you’re at least passingly familiar with pen and paper RPGs such as Dungeons and Dragons.  Most of the fun in these comes from trying to figure out what kind of situation would lead to these kinds of rules.

Reading through this list generally leaves me breathless with laughter.  Here are a few selections:

94. I cannot base my ancient kung fu master on neither Gene Simmons or Bluto Blutarski.

128. Polka Gnomes exist only in my mind.

171. My character’s dying words are not allowed to be “Hastur, Hastur, Hastur”

190. Duel wielding small animals is strictly forbidden.

289. My character does not have the flaw Addiction: Helium.

496. While Bardic music can increase skill rolls, bad jazz adds nothing to seduction rolls.

503. Dwarves do not get Beard Cancer.

574. “Get dressed quickly in the dark” is not an advantage, bonus, benefit, feat, skill, perk or merit.

687. I cannot backstab anybody with a Buick Skylark.

761. Not allowed to forge the 1.1 ring.

808. Covering fire does not include nuclear weapons.

977. Disable plot device is not a real skill.

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Nine Tips for Having a Good Bad Day.

The Happiness Project: Nine Tips for Having a Good Bad Day gives some very practical advice for dealing with a day that’s not going well.  I find that the tip that works the best is to have a nap if at all possible.  Unfortunately, it’s usually on bad days that I lack the sense to stop and reflect that I should really stop and reflect.

If you don’t know what you want, you probably need a nap.
– Rules of Thumb

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Lord Kames Explains Why Copyright Is Not Property… In 1773 | Techdirt

Lord Kames Explains Why Copyright Is Not Property… In 1773 | Techdirt.  I love reading historical arguments on present subjects of contention.  Almost every time, the arguments read as though they could have been written last week (and it’s likely they were rehashed again last week).  I wouldn’t be surprised if we’re still arguing over a lot of these issues ten thousand years from now.

You can find all the new ideas in the old books; only there you will find them balanced, kept in their place, and sometimes contradicted and overcome by other and better ideas. The great writers did not neglect a fad because they had not thought of it, but because they had thought of it and of all the answers to it as well.
– G.K. Chesterton (1874-1936)

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Gizmodo’s Guide to Buying and Using Knives

photo by René Ehrhardt

photo by René Ehrhardt

Yet another in a long list of skills I should be aquiring instead of spending my evenings playing WoW:  Gizmodo’s Guide to Buying and Using Knives – Cooking – Lifehacker.  On the bright side, as I get older I don’t feel nearly as much pressure to excel at everything.  Sometimes I can even accept that I suck at something long enough to get decently good at it.

The Roman left the School of Rabbi Shammai and went to the School of Rabbi Hillel, and asked him whether he would accept him into the Jewish community, and whether he would teach him the whole Torah while he was standing on one leg. Rabbi Hillel accepted him and said, “Yes, I will teach you the whole Torah while you are standing on one leg.”

Then he said to the Roman, “Keep this command­ment, ‘Do not do to your neighbor what you would not like to have done to yourself.’ This is the basic principle of the law. All the rest is a commentary upon it. Now go and study it.” In this way Hillel taught him the whole Torah while he was standing on one leg.

– from Project Shalom

I’ve seen this tale as an illustration of one difficulty with being smart – anything you can’t grasp in an instant is deemed not worth learning.

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Merlin Mann on Getting Creative Things Done

I found this talk very inspiring: Merlin Mann on Getting Creative Things Done – Boing Boing
The Sound of Young America

The part I particularly liked was: you already have what you need to do the creative work you’re dreaming of – now go do it!  Don’t wait for the perfect tool, the perfect circumstances, or the perfect time.  Get started now, do a terrible job of it, then improve.  Don’t wait to be assured of perfection before you start or you’ll accomplish nothing.

Many politicians … are in the habit of laying it down as a self-evident proposition, that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom.  The maxim is worthy of the fool … who resolved not to go into the water till he had learned to swim.
– Thomas Babington Macaulay (1800-1859)

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Surprising science of motivation

Dan Pink on the surprising science of motivation | Video on TED.com.

Near the end of his talk, he identifies three elements for intrinsic motivation:

Autonomy – the urge to direct our own lives

Mastery – the desire to get better and better at something that matters.

Purpose – a yearning to do what we do in service of something larger than ourselves.

He mostly talks about autonomy and I would be curious to see what he’d have to say about the other two.  If we need intrinsic rather than extrinsic motivation to succeed at most of the kinds of work that exist today, how do we promote intrinsic motivation to get good things done?

If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the workers to gather wood, divide the work, and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.
– Antoine de Saint-Exupery (1900-1944)

Take a silly example – how can I intrinsically motivate my kids to clean their rooms?  How do I teach them to long for a clean and shiny room?  Heck, how do I develop a longing in myself for a clean and shiny house that’s strong enough for me to be willing to spend the time scrubbing the floors on a regular basis?  That’s the question I want answered.

(I wonder if some of the answer may lie in simplifying your life so that you have a very few paramount goals and you ignore the distractions of other good goals.  For example rather than having a Better Homes and Gardens house, do the minimum to maintain a livable house and focus on building that amazing ham radio setup instead.)

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The Ancient History Learning Guide

Open Culture has an Ancient History Learning Guide up that looks fascinating.   One of the things I enjoy most about reading history is how much and how little has changed.  It seems to me that  people have not changed a lot throughout history – human universals remain constant.  At the same time, cultures seem to come in all manner of shapes and sizes and there seem to be few limits to their variability.

The man in the saloon steamer has seen all the races of men, and he is thinking of the things that divide men – diet, dress, decorum, rings in the nose as in Africa, or in the ears as in Europe, blue paint among the ancients, or red paint among the modern Britons.  The man in the cabbage field has seen nothing at all; but he is thinking of the things that unite men – hunger and babies, and the beauty of women, and the promise or menace of the sky.
– G. K. Chesterton, Heretics

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My active imagination…

Exold: #1308: My active imagination, combined with both broad and deep knowledge of what I know and what I do not know, allows me to see a dozen possible futures with great clarity. In certain circumstances, this ability is very useful. In others, it can be paralyzing. This paralysis, I theorize, contributes to my tendency to procrastinate. Because I live in the future, and not the now, nothing gets done. I look into the future not for guidance, but to see what I should be afraid of. That is not good.

David Seah, Procrastination and the Long Queue

I find myself doing this, gazing far ahead at where I’m going and tripping over things that are right in front of me.  Somehow I need to find a way to plan for the future and live in the moment.  It’s a tricky balance.

Photo by frumbert

Photo by frumbert

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The End of Food

end_of_food I recently finished Paul Roberts’ The End of Food.  Don’t read it.  I can sum it up in one word: DOOM.

This book explores the current system of food production as it has moved from the western world and is currently moving into the developing world.  As food has become more available, food production has become more specialized and more cutthroat.  Profit margins keep getting cut all along the chain so that it becomes necessary to produce more volume of higher value products which leads to pushing the system well past its tolerances for safety and sustainability.  The system will fail dramatically – whether it’s due to an epidemic, climate change,  an economic crisis, or some other factor.  There is no hope or solution, we’re all going to die when the system finally collapses.

It’s this total lack of even a glimmer of hope that I found most peculiar about this book.  Usually the author has some kind of solution, however impractical and fanciful it may be.  To his credit, the author doesn’t seem to delight in our certain doom.

The more I read, the harder I found it difficult to take this book seriously.  If we’re all inevitably doomed (even the survivalists are included) then what’s the point?  He doesn’t say so explicitly but it seems that the purpose of this book is that after the crisis comes and most of the population is wiped out, the survivors will be able to look at this book and tell each other that this guy saw it coming. 

From spiked’s review:

What isn’t entirely clear to me is why the book was written, other than to make its readers anxious – or rather, to appeal to a generalized sense of anxiety that already exists. The book seeks to throw up terrible scenarios that might occur, but rather than suggesting that society might innovate around these emerging problems to develop something better, the assumption seems to be that big corporations will buy off our useless political leaders or that the technical problems we face are simply insurmountable.  — Rob Lyons

Really, don’t read this book.  The only reason to read it is if you’re deeply pessimistic and want confirmation that the human race is doomed.  Go listen to a TED talk where problems are faced with courage and resourcefulness.  Go plant a tree or a garden.  If this book is right, you’re dead no matter what you do and if it’s wrong the solutions are going to come through thoughtful action and not from pessimistic navel gazing. 

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World Of Warcraft – Television Tropes & Idioms

If you’re looking to while away a few idle hours World Of Warcraft – Television Tropes & Idioms has you covered.  I knew that charm of WoW had nothing to do with its originality, but it amuses me to see the number of tropes it draws upon.  Tropes are powerful things.

Some people are quick to criticize cliches, but what is a cliche?  It is a truth that has retained its validity through time.  Mankind would lose half its hard-earned wisdom, built up patiently over the ages, if it ever lost its cliches.
– Marvin G. Gregory

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99.95 percent versus 99.5 percent

What difference does 0.45-percent make?  On a daily basis, none.  On a yearly basis, it’s a lot.

I was listening to Scientific American’s rebroadcast of their interview with Dr. Atul Gawande,  Atul Gawande Redux.  He describes sitting in with one of the doctors whose patients had an extraordinarily high success rate.  The doctor broke down the numbers for his patient:

“So when you experiment you’re looking at the difference between a 99.95-per-cent chance of staying well and a 99.5-per-cent chance of staying well. Seems hardly any difference, right? On any given day, you have basically a one-hundred-per-cent chance of being well. But”—he paused and took a step toward me—“it is a big difference.” He chalked out the calculations. “Sum it up over a year, and it is the difference between an eighty-three-per-cent chance of making it through 2004 without getting sick and only a sixteen-per-cent chance.”

Not eating that bag of chips is not likely to make my weight change.  Getting exercise does not change my feeling of physical well being.  Being patient with my kids isn’t likely to change the way I relate to them.  Putting aside an extra $5 doesn’t change my tax bracket.  None of this stuff matters.

The tricky thing is that it doesn’t matter except in a 0.45-percent way.  0.45-percent change is easy to lose in the background noise of life, but it adds up.  We’re not tuned to notice that we were healthy two days more this year than last year, or that we’re 1% lighter, more energetic, more compassionate, or wealthier. 

For me, the thing that works best to keep me going on 0.45-percent improvements is recording that I’ve made that effort.  The most difficult thing about 0.45-percent improvements is that because the change is small, I stop believing that it’s there at all. 

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13 Things That Don’t Make Sense

13things The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” (I found it!) but “That’s funny …”
– Isaac Asimov

I recently read 13 Things That Don’t Make Sense by Micheal Brooks.  It’s a popular science book that opens with the above quote and discusses thirteen things that are “funny” about modern science.  I really enjoyed this book.

Each of the chapters in this book describes something that’s a little (or a lot) off when described by the current best theory.  Why does sex exist when asexual reproduction is so much simpler, more efficient, and less error-prone?   Where is 96% of the universe?  The author explores the current thinking on these questions and shows where scientists are working on the gap between theory and reality. 

The book itself is well written and lays out the problems in relatively easy to understand terms. Some of the transitions between chapters are a little awkward – this is more a collection of essays than a continuous narrative.  This book reminded me a lot of Borderlands of Science without being quite as fringe. 

I hope that Micheal Brooks updates this book in five or ten years to show how things have or have not changed.  Unfortunately he doesn’t seem to have any other books out as I would love to read more of his essays.

New Scientist has an article that can give you a decent feel of Micheal Brooks’ writing on this topic: 13 things that do not make sense.

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As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life – so I became a scientist.  This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
– Matt Cartmill

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Some Quotes Of Note: Politicians Damning New Technologies/Cultural Artifacts

This amused me: Some Quotes Of Note: Politicians Damning New Technologies/Cultural Artifacts | Techdirt.

It seems that for any new practice X the conversation follows this path:
“Those kids and their X will destroy society.”
20 years pass: “Why can’t kids today do X instead of Y. Those kids and their Y will destroy society.”

Parents always think kids are wasting their youth, and always have done [so] down through the millennia. ‘That Ug, always holding things. His front paws will develop in funny ways. Why can’t he walk on all fours like normal proto-hominids?’ And so, whatever the kids spend the most time doing, that’s always what parents think is a waste of time, and what is corrupting their lives. It doesn’t matter what that is. If all they did was homework, parents would be worrying that their kids aren’t becoming well-rounded people. And, in fact, parents do this – enrolling math nerds in karate classes and the like. There is no way to win – parental paranoia ensures that kids are always doing the wrong thing.
– Tom Forsyth of RAD Game Tools, http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/issues/issue_142/3052-The-Myth-of-the-Media-Myth.5

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Miniver Cheevy

Miniver Cheevy, child of scorn,
Grew lean while he assailed the seasons
He wept that he was ever born,
And he had reasons.

Miniver loved the days of old
When swords were bright and steeds were prancing;
The vision of a warrior bold
Would send him dancing.

Miniver sighed for what was not,
And dreamed, and rested from his labors;
He dreamed of Thebes and Camelot,
And Priam’s neighbors.

Miniver mourned the ripe renown
That made so many a name so fragrant;
He mourned Romance, now on the town,
And Art, a vagrant.

Miniver loved the Medici,
Albeit he had never seen one;
He would have sinned incessantly
Could he have been one.

Miniver cursed the commonplace
And eyed a khaki suit with loathing:
He missed the medieval grace
Of iron clothing.

Miniver scorned the gold he sought,
But sore annoyed was he without it;
Miniver thought, and thought, and thought,
And thought about it.

Miniver Cheevy, born too late,
Scratched his head and kept on thinking;
Miniver coughed, and called it fate,
And kept on drinking.
Edwin Arlington Robinson

I was thinking of this poem as a follow-up to yesterday’s post. What’s the value of working to fit in to your society as opposed to dreaming of what really appeals to you? Are you better dreaming of practical things?

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Digital Book 2009: A Recap

Smart Bitches, Trashy Books provides Digital Book 2009: A Recap.

My favorite quote was:
“The process of using an ebook should never get in the way of READING an ebook. Stop putting obstacles between me and my book.”

This really sums up what I want from ebooks.

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Name of the Wind

name_of_the_wind I read Patrick Rothfuss’ Name of the Wind a few days ago.  It was a decent book, but probably a couple hundred pages too long.

Name of the Wind tells the story of Kvothe who has become a legend in his own lifetime and now hides away as an innkeeper in a backwater town.  This book covers the early part of his life as a child (and later teen) prodigy.  This book is fantasy and I’ve found that so far the magic system seems reasonable to me.  There are a lot of unanswered questions in this book, which is hardly surprising as it is the first book in a series.

In reading this book, I was reminded of a cliche described in Beyond Heaving Bosoms – a heroine is constantly described as brilliant and yet every time you get to see her in action, she acts like an idiot.  Kvothe struck me as this kind of hero.   It got really annoying and I kept hoping that someone would show up to slap some sense into him.  The book is too long for the ground it covers – there were a number of page-long scenes that could have been covered with a few sentences. 

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
– Antoine de St. Exupery

I will probably read the next book in this series on a slow day.  I really don’t have much hope for it though.  I’d love to see this author write with a 300 page limit as I think there is a good story in there somewhere. 

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padparadscha’s mom can get information out of anyone

This quote sounds a lot like my dad. Mind you, he does better with random people than people he sees often.

It’s not just random people, either. My mom will get more information out of my friends in one sitting than I ever manage to hear through a lifetime friendship. If I had a buddy named Bruce, all our conversations would go like this:

AMELIA: So, Bruce! Anything going on in your life right now?
BRUCE: Nah.
AMELIA: How’s your girlfriend? I hear she’s been enjoying some new hobbies.
BRUCE: She’s okay.
AMELIA: What about this secret project you vaguely alluded to a week ago with your job? How’s that going?
BRUCE: Fine.

Then Bruce would come home with me for dinner one night, and we’d help Mom in the kitchen while the following conversation took place:

AMELIA: Mom, this is Bruce. Bruce, this is my mom.
MOM: Hi, Bruce! How are you?
BRUCE: Well, my business is doing okay, since we’ve just signed on a contract with the military to make secret spying technology. Mostly I’m concerned because last week my girlfriend proposed to me but I’m not really ready to commit yet, for I fear to be tied down. Plus, I am haunted by the ghosts of my past and am still tormented by nightmares and wake up screaming, afraid I’ve wet the bed like I did for years after the death of my parents when I was a child. Also, I’m Batman.

padparadscha’s mom can get information out of anyone: Metaquotes .

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Enjoying Life

contemplation I ran across this story while searching for the strawberry story for an earlier post.  The key idea of the story is:

Whatever you do you must enjoy, or you may not do it. No matter what it is, if you find that you are not enjoying it, you must stop right at that moment.

I have no idea how I would live such a life.  It’s strange to even think that way.  It is an interesting mental exercise.  Then I have to wonder, why am I not enjoying everything I do?  If I don’t enjoy it, why am I doing it? 

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